Is he even human? You'll be saying this in just about two minutes!
Here’s just a few hand-picked records for you to bow to his greatness.
1) The biggest record he just broke a few days back was his 400th goal in the top 5 European Leagues including the English Premier League, La Liga and Serie A. Here’s that historic goal against Genoa followed by his trademark swirling celebration.
2) The most hat-tricks in La Liga history
3) Most UEFA Champions League goals: 120
Source: UEFA Champions League Stats
4) Most goals in a UEFA Champions League season: 17 (2013/14)
Source: The Stats Zone
5) Most UEFA Champions League final wins: 5
6) Most Real Madrid goals: 450
7) Most Ballon d'Or awards: 5 (joint with Lionel Messi)
Source: YouTube - Genius Productions
8) Most FIFA best player awards: 5 (joint with Lionel Messi)
9) First player to score in every minute of an official football game
10) Only player to win the:
- League Title
- Domestic Cup
- Domestic Supercup
- Champions League
- Club World Cup
- League Player Of The Year
- Golden Shoe
- And Ballon d'Or
At Two Clubs (Manchester United And Real Madrid)
11) Oldest player to score a hat-trick at a FIFA World Cup: 33 years, 130 days
12) Only player to scored 50+ goals in 7 consecutive calendar years
13) Real Madrid all-time top goalscorer: 451 goals
14) Most goals scored in El Clásico matches: 18
Greatest footballer of all time?
Well there’s probably just one man in his way - Lionel Messi