The Jermain Defoe song

Have you ever heard the song Here Comes The Hotstepper by Ini Kamoze? Rhetorical question! Of course you have. Trust us, you have! Even if you think you haven’t. Give it a listen, you’ll land up saying “Oooohh this one!”

Imagine a large sum of football aficionados singing this all at once. And there you have it. The Jermain Defoe song

Lyrics:

Naaaa nana nana | nana nana nanana nanana Jermain Defoooeeeee

Naaaa nana nana | nana nana nanana nanana Jermain Defoooeeeee

Oh when the Spurs go marching in (Tottenham Hotspur)

You all have heard the song “When the saints go marching in”, haven’t you? If you were a Flintstones fan as a kid, you surely have! If you’re a Spurs fan, you surely have. If you’ve ever ardently watched a London derby game, you surely have!

Lyrics:

Oh when the Spurs,

Go marching in,

Oh when the Spurs go marching in,

I wanna be in that number,

When the Spurs go marching in…

Oh when the Spurs, (Oh when the Spurs)

Go marching in, (Go marching in)

Oh when the Spurs go marching in,

I wanna be in that number,

When the Spurs go marching in…

Glory Glory Man United:

Feels. All in the right places. Even if you aren’t a United fan. This one’s really something! Words cannot explain it.

Lyrics:

Glory glory Man united,
Glory glory Man united,
Glory glory Man united,
As the reds go marching on on on!

The FC Barcelona Chant

The lyrics to the FC Barcelona anthem may be in Spanish but sing it long with the fans, come along, try it! They have heart! They have character. And most of all, man they can sing in sync! So well crafted! 3 points to the Catalans.

Lyrics:

Tot el camp
és un clam
som la gent blaugrana
Tant se val d’on venim
si del sud o del nord
ara estem d’acord, ara estem d’acord,
una bandera ens agermana.
Blaugrana al vent
un crit valent
tenim un nom el sap tothom:
Barça, Barça, Baaarça!

Take me home, United Roads – Manchester United

Anything to do with Manchester United fans, especially after what they have been through, has emotion, has the nuts-the guts-the glory and has the tremor of the soul. Exhibit A: Click play on the video.

Lyrics:

Take me Home,

United Road,

To the place,

 I belong,

To Old Trafford,

to see United,

Take me Home,

United Road.

Romelu Lukakuuu – Manchester United

We repeat! Anything to do with Manchester United fans has emotion, has the tremor of the soul, and maybe a few racist overtures and undertones in this case. What may be called a splendidly soulful song has been called out by the authorities flagging the United board and implicating the Reds fans. But they seem to love all the attention.

Lyrics:

Romelu Lukaku,

He’s our Belgium scoring genius,

He’s got a 24 inch penis,

Scoring all the goals,

Bellend to his toes