You can't hang around your footy mates all day. Matches are fixed in advance and are usually held over a weekend. Your mum and dad don't speak footballese, and nor do your society friends. What do you do when you want to talk Football? We suggest you start collecting Jumbo Mugs (of all the teams), starting with, of course, the Real Madrid F.C. Jumbo Mug FD, and invite your friends over. Hand them steaming hot mugs of tea and induct them into the magical world of football. Let them see firsthand, each team's identity as they sip their tea. And we predict that they'll all be Real football fans by the time you finish!