Call your mates over for some beer. Add some tortillas and salsa to the beer. Kit yourself with the Chelsea F.C. Kit Apron, and get ready to serve. Your friends will be torn between the desire to tease you on the fact that you're wearing an apron, and pure envy that it looks like you're wearing the Chelsea kit. For good measure check the salsa recipe online so you can bluff your way through a discussion on making salsa. You never know, with the apron, you may be inspired to actually make it!