"Well, I can play in the centre, on the right and occasionally on the left side," said Becks when he was asked if he was "volatile" on the pitch. He definitely took it to mean "versatile, and we got a great laugh at his expense. However, the versatility of the Old Trafford club cannot be doubted. Isn't it time then that you wore their colours as you cheer them in their next game? Get the original Manchester City F.C. Bar Scarf now.