Paul Scholes played for Manchester United his entire professional career and established a reputation for his badly-timed tackling. So much so that he was banned in 2003 for three games. He also earned a place in the list of the world's dirtiest football players. Now, aren't you glad that the dirt you return home with doesn't stick with your forever, but gets wiped away (each time) by the Manchester United F.C. Towel SS. You do own one, don't you?