You love your sister and respect your brother-in-law. You're all for family, but somehow their first-born makes you wonder why. As much as you love him, you'd also like to clobber him. He asks questions by the dozen and follows you around like a lost kitten. Time to give him some self-confidence. Gift him the Manchester United F.C. Badge Prefect badge, and tell him that he's in charge now. Watch him strut around with his new found power, as your sister starts to try the word Prefect and her son in one sentence. Only you and your brother-in-law know its the devil that reminded you of him, but he knows how to keep a secret... thank God!