The Bale rumors continue to linger, even though price tag on Bale is rumoured to be a staggering amount up to €136 million. Apparel brand Adidas have a deal with United for £750 million over 10 years, which could help facilitate the move, but the chances of Bale joining United remain slim. Bet Van Gaal wishes he could simply tattoo Bale and then claim the winger as his own. Maybe as a lark, you could try tattooing the one you want with a temporary tattoo from Manchester United F.C. Tattoo Pack RD. Who knows it might just work!