Loyal, long-term Tottenham supporters waited for what seems like eons to see their team transform into a contender, so try imagine what it would feel like if everything came crashing down in an unbearable foul swoop. It includes Mauricio Pochettino being poached by Real Madrid, with Harry Kane as the Argentinian’s first purchase for the Galácticos. The thought of that catastrophic moment causes recurring, lucid nightmares. Get the Tottenham Hotspur F.C. Keyring so you can turn these nightmares into sweet dreams and make things right for the Spurs.